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Hoax joke picture with Ecco in the fighting game Primal Rage
Made up by Eao |
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Hoax joke picture with Ecco and a Granny from Earthworm Jim
Made up by Eao |
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Hoax joke picture with Ecco in Pokémon
Made up by Friecco |
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Level Name Paradies for Ecco:ToT
Made up by EccotDolphin |
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The Hungry Ones: DIE BUDDY DIE!!
Fish City: Here's for back in The Hungry Ones, you ass-faced jerk!! City of Forever: How the hell do I get out of here?! |
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Hoax joke picture with Sonic and Tails in Ecco
Made up by Gustaff |
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Level name parodies for Ecco the dolphin
Made up by Asterite Builder |
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ecco mania(hard water) this is the city that never ends blah blah this is the city that never ends(city of forever) today on better homes and eels(moray abyss) |
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Level name parodies for Ecco the dolphin, Ecco: ToT and Ecco: DoF
Made up by Trace Kyshad |
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Ecco 1
Do not feed the sharks : (Open Ocean) Where's Sonic then? : (Ice Zone) MTV ecco-boarding : (Hard Water) More water : (Cold Water) Still no Sonic : (Island Zone) No Diving : (Deep Water) How'd you swim in it then? : (The Marble Sea) Get used to this place : (City of Forever) Lower Budget : (Jurassic Beach) 55 Million Years ago... : (Origin Beach) You look familiar : (Dark water) You really don't want to finish this... : (The Tube) Rage against : (The Machine) You're goin' down : (The Last Fight) Ecco 2 : TIdes of Time Bad feeling about this : (Fault Zone) Why can't I do that? : (Two Tides/Trella's bay) Ruuuuun! : (Skyway) Welcome to the Sky : (Sky tides) Scream if you wanna go faster : (Aqua Tubeway) Going up! : (Skylands) Going down... : (Fin to feather) AHHHHHHDAMNYOUEAGLESCUM! : (Eagle's bay) How big's your family? : (the Lost Orcas - On hard) Completely lost : (Maze of Stone) Is that you, mother? : (Sea of Darkness) I'm just a little ol' Jellyfish : (Vents of Medusa) Can you listen to the ocean in them? : (Moray Abyss) Looks like rain : (Black clouds) I can fly! : (Gravitor Box) Dolphin Pinball : (Globe Holder) The B***h is back! : (Vortex Queen) And they all lived... : (Epilogue) Caniballism : (Fish City) Behind you... : (City of Forever) Ecco : DotF That's a bloody huge shark! : (Pearls of Coral Reef) Lost...again : (Four ways of Mystery) Feeling sick : (Up and Down) Lay off the beans : (Roaring Forces) Restarting the level : (Process that never ends) That can't be good... : (Blades in motion) |
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Level name parodies for ecco: dof
Made up by Keith R |
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YKYPTMEW (You know you've played to much ecco when)
YKYAEFW (You know your an Ecco Fan when) Made up by Delphi |
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You Know You Play Too Much Ecco When:
-When you can't get in your house, you say "Oh, c***. I forgot my Keysong..." -You go to Sea World or Marineland or some other sea place looking for a dolphin with dots in the shape of the constellation Delphinus on his head -You wonder how those whales in Big Water breathe when the level seems to have no surface... (I do that, actually) -You find yourself acting like a dolphin on the way downstairs after playing Ecco (I do that, too... a... heh... 8o) -When you watch a dolphin jump through a hoop and expect them to *poof* be zapped to the Asterite's cave -You call your pals "Friend Singers" -You look in jewellery stores for a diamond that looks like a Glyph -You find that diamond -You find that diamond and scream "D*** YOU! YOU WOULDN'T LET ME THROUGH, EH?" and hock it out the store's window -You swear your teacher is the Vortex Queen -When you see a few little girls playing Double Dutch with their skipping ropes, you think of the Asterite doing that crisscrossing thing he does -You dub dolphins in the local marine park "Ecco", "Trellia", "Tara", "Blackfin" or "Kitnee" (sorry, I still think that's the name of the dolphin) then try to find a huge Jellyfish to call "Medusa" -You're reading this list -You're using this list as a checklist |
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YKYPTMEW (You know you've played to much ecco when)
YKYAEFW (You know your an Ecco Fan when) Made up by Eao |
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You know you play too Much ecco When:
you question the scientific componits of the game You acctually ponder what the asterite *is* you see a falling star and you jump on a horse, ride threw town crying "the vortex are comming, The vortex are comming" you here "crystal springs" and think of a glyph puzzle When Traveling to another Time Zone that is hrs behind you hum the Time Warp music You make a CD of all your favrote Ecco tracks You go to sea world and Greet the animals as "fellow singers" When Pink Floyd's "welcome to the machine" is on the raido you start humming the Music to "welcome to the machine" *guilty* You name your First child Ecco, Tara, Kinee, or other Ecco the Dolphin Chars (from above) You Name your pets (cyber and living) after an Ecco character or level You make Ecco the dolphin related things. Like Fan fics, or cook books or just silly homemovie plays *guilty in some respect* when you feel you're in a dangerous spot you hum or have the music from The Undercaves, Darkwarter, Last battle play in your head. *guilty* you make one of these YKYPTMEW/YKYAEFW's |
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Level name parodies for ecco2 and eccoJr
Made up by Kurt Penner |
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Ecco 2:Tides of Time It's my way or the Skyway (Skyway) Medusa's Cinemas (Vents of Medusa) The horror of the food chain (Fish City) The Dolphin Zapper 2000(New Machine) Ecco Jr. A seal with an electric guitar (Seal Rocks) |
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Stupid ecco:dof cheats
I was notified of those by Ecco the Barbarian |
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| At cheatplannet.com's ecco:dof cheats page there some very stupid/odd cheats which are all very fake, many are so stupid you might find them funny... | |
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Level name parodies for all ecco games
Made up by eao |
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Ecco1 (yeh....the color's name is "light salmon..go fig no?
Home Bay is now -"quick! hide the welcome mat! Mr. and Mrs Vortex are trying to invite themselvs over for seafood dinner!" Medusa's Bay will now be- Betcha don't know where the secret door is huh? Undercaves-Under? Why not over? It would be a hell of a lot easier to breath don't you agree?" The Vents- Lots of annoying holes The Lagoon- "Hey! they giped me....i expected to 'sea' some creatures here" Ridge water-flat water opean ocean-shark fin soup ice zone-Ecco pops! now in cheery, orange, and Grape. Hard water-need a water softner? cold water- iced tea island zone-"who forgot to flush? deep water-ecco goes splunkering (ok i think this is misspeld....if you wish to know what i ment, it's the name of the hobby where ppl go into deep holes...like caves) The Marbel Sea- mmmmmmmm Marble cheese cake *owch!* 'hey this is rock!" the libray- Ecco...wheres our book? Deep city-dang.....i'd hate to shovel that drive way City of forver- Our Nation's anthem is "this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what is was, but will keep on singing it forever just because....." Jurrasic Beach- Welcome to Jurrasi.ahhhhhhhhh*crunh crunh burp* Pterandon pond- Puppy puddlez trilbite circule-All around the Mullberry bush.....a bug thing chased the dolphin, the buggie thing thought is was all fun and games 'till he relized that ecco should be there and ran away crying! dark water-helloooooo.....is anyone home? The Tube-big old drinking straw Welcome to the machine- ok....it is a pink screen? is it Black? and why do i keep on dieing! last battle-Tonight on "cooking with Vortex" Dolphin pod with jellyfish sauce and your eye balls that fall outta yer head Volcanic Reef-boy it's hot in here ship grave sea-*hums the death march or the herse song" wrek trap-ecco....aviod the cheese on that wooden thingy sea of silance-*wisper wisper* "QUIET DOWN THERE..CAN'T YOU READ!!!?" deep gate-isn't that a movie? ********************************************* cystal springs-yummy diet drink fault zone-but i diddn't do it mommy i swear..it was the cat that broke the vase Two Tides-how many were there again? Trellia's bay-nooooo it's MY BAY not yours...so *pthhhhhhhhhh* skyway-ug.......i need a road map skytides-look ma! no wings! Aqua tube way- elilator gooo uppppp (From tinytoon adventurs) Tube of medusa-Oh god it's after me! Skylands-Ecco goes skydiving "ahhhhhh wheres my parasuit!" Fin to Feather-Chicken and Fish platter (i admit....i stole it from my cookbook whos in limbo) Eagels bay-hut hut "and it's a touchdown" (no..i'm not a sports nut) Asterites Cave- sheesh! can't this guy get a cabin or somthing? the lost orcas- can't you keep your own kids under your controll? Maze of Stone-de ja vo (i cannot spell..let alone in French..this proves i'm not french because then i could spell in it) 4 islands-Now follow the nice dolphins Ecco and every thing will be fine sea of darkness-it's 11:00. do u know where you ceatations(sp...the family of whales and dolphins) are? The Vents of Medusa-But i don't wanna be a jellyfish when i grow up ma..... gateway-*looks at the computer* hey i have that! Sea of Green-ok.....i'm not even going to ask about this one Sea of Birds- chicken noodle o's...my fave the Eye-*blink blink* Big water-inlarged gludius maxmiux h2o substance Deep ridge- what was that distance again? The Hungrey ones-" would you like to supersize that sir?" secret cave-"aw dang.....you blew it..now were gonna have to kill you" Lunar Bay-"in your dreams magical thoughs..all things are real unless you dream ther not.....(ok...so it's lunar sssc's opeaning song) Vortex future-on now that would make it 9/6/VF or what? Black Clouds-*cough cough* i hate this smog Gravity Box-Boingdee boingdee boingdee(from Animaniacs) Globe holder-"Ecco! go fetch" Convergence-ow..that hurt Dark sea- Awww dern i ran out of batteries New Machine- Some assembly aquired....does not include batteried....may cause injury,harm or death if not used proprely, not intended for childern 3 and under. Consult this number on more product info 555-ecco Vortex Queen-i'd hate to see her face on life magizine Eplioge-and so concludes our story....poo bear and piglet and the rest of the gang.......wait...wrong story Atlantis-come back for more huh? Fish city-Every city needs an ethnic area, but this is crazy city of forever-ecco go down the hole (Tiny Toon's again) Ecco jr home bay-be it ever so humble..... Aqua Maze-Blue corn Bay of songs-could you keep it down up there!? seal rock-shaken...not stired Tresure Caves-giveme give me giveme! Sea of Music-"the hills are alive with the sound of *kersplash* ocean tag-glup glup...blure blit (this is written as if one were under water) the fish caves-yeh man.......it's the place where all the cool kids hang to escape their parents and the cops.....mannnnn Turtle islands-plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relife it is (i forget what that came from orignaly..but it has beem twisted to potty humor) Octopuss Passage-now on this wonderfull day...you will become an octopuss. The Enchanted sea-uh huh...enchanted my arse.....all it is, is seltzer and kool aid Mysterious ridge-soooo whats so mystical about it? The Lagoon of stone fish-"ahhhh there are my mosters!"(in conjunction to my ecco1 paridory) Dolphin ride-that'll be $30 for a photo of you with him, and $40 to ride him, and about $55 for a photo of you on the dolphin Sea horse ridge-Ecco and friends have come to play the poneys *grin* Melodic Waters- i don't want to know how it got that way please..... Meeting Maze-"ya know...it would help if I could find you, we need to leave in a Half hour" The endless sea-This is the song that never ends.....yada yada yada Ecco Dotf (pronounce that! heh heh j/k) Shrine of Contversy-heh i bet i know why..so animals ARE just like us Master of forgotten skills-OMG ecco is the new paddle ball champ! The Process that never ends-take 2 eggs, 1/2 of milk, 1 cup of water, and the contents of this box, stir untill the sun explodes....then place into a butterd pan and bake for a hour (if you ask me 'an hour sounds correct') Perpetual fluidity-the water that keeps comming and comming...reminds me of when Uncle Hank tryed to make a mote around our rental cabin.. Obscure ways to terminus- "this isn't going to be on our math exam is it?" Sleeping forces of doom-*note to self...do not feed dog beans* Anguish of dearth-Dearth? entrapment-um......isn't that a movie title...this time i'm right Cavrens of Hope- Who's Hope and why does he/she get a cave and i don't.....i don't have a cave, everyone else does...you don't se level 54, Ecco'd cave now do you? Lair of Evil- Ahhhhh my sister's room! Powers Of leviation-"All hail the Mighty Wizard Ecco and his amazing powers!" *wisper wisper*"um ecco...i can see the string". Hanging waters-the old west was tough on law inforsment.....even drinks surcombed to the ones with the badges Ice and fire-water and oil..this outta be fun Abyss of Inferno-BON FIRE EVERY ONE! Mutaclone-can i have the red sauce with that...(ok i don't know what it is...it just sounds like a big slimy clam to me) Chance of reconing-*in old hick farmer voice* Yup..i reckn' he was here yesrday' dang fool left with out sain goobye..yup...i sure reckn' The Hatchery-"shhhhhhhh........were making omlets.....don't tell anyone" seeds of poison-Is that legal? Transfiguration-Put slot a in tap b, and connect funnel e to clip c.... Heart of Foe-tick tock.
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Level name parodies for ecco1, ecco2 and ecco:dof
Made up by The Entity |
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Gateway Astro PC (Gateway) (Innuendo) The World's Largest Ferret Freeway (The Tube) Oooooh...Pretty... (Hanging Waters) 3 1/2 Ways of Mystery Process That Never Ends, Except On Wednesdays Mwahahahaha! I Tricked You! Now You'll Have To Restart Powers of Levitation To Continue The Game! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! (Dolphin World Championship) Beginning Shore (Origin Beach) STUPID WALL! A CURSE ON YOU AND YOUR KIN! (Deep City) How Did They Get The Name Of This Level Without A Password Screen? (Bay of Medusa) And Why Do They Always Call Jellyfish Medusa? (Tubes of Medusa) Darn Exxon... (Dark Sea) |
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Level name parodies for ecco:dof
Made up by Ecco the Barbarian |
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Level name parodies for Ecco the Dolphin
Made up by Kahran042 |
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ECCO THE DOLPHIN The Goon (The Lagoon) Sea of Unbearable, Piercing Noise The Liberry Deep Urban Development Project Trilobite Rhombus Cubic Zirconia Springs ECCO:THE TIDES OF TIME This Level Has A Really Cool Name, But Since It Doesn't Have A Password Screen, You'll Never See Its Name Except In The Debug Mode. MWAHAHAHAHA! (Convergence) This Level Is Rigged (Tubes of Medusa) Intel Inside (Inside) Not-Light Sea (Dark Sea) The Peapod (The Pod) Ichthyoid Suburb (Fish City) Vortex Arrived, Ate All The Bagel Chips, Then Left (Vortex Arrived) Vortex Not-Too-Distant Future (Vortex Future) Since When Is There Water On The Moon? And If This Isn't The Moon, Then Why Is This Level Called Lunar Bay? (Lunar Bay) The Uddercaves 1.747107418974589 Tides Pigeon's Bay Sea of Insufficient Light Sea of Mauve Larger-Than-Average Water The Nose Not-White Clouds ECCO:DEFENDER OF THE FUTURE Passage From Leviticus (Passage From Genesis) Obvious Ways To Terminus (Obscure Ways To Terminus) Anguish Of Misspelling (Anguish Of Dearth) Lair of Not Nice (Lair of Evil) Liver of the Foe (Heart of the Foe) |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 1 and 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Darkfin |
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the city that took forever (the city of forever)
fin to bucket (fin to feather) |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 1 and 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Claire Turner |
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Un-original beach (Origin Beach)
Welcome To Hell(Welcome to the Machine) Vortex in a box (gravitorbox) Eat Me! (The Hungry Ones) |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 1 and 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Delphi |
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Way Too Hard Water
We Were At Fault For Putting This Level In The Game Zone (Fault Zone) Tube Of The Time Wasting Medusa Lost Again, Eh? Sucker! (Maze of Stone) No Good Name Was Thought Up, Please Continue (Gravitorbox) Gee, Back Here Again, Huh? (City Of Forever) |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 1 and 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Ran |
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Ice Cream Cone (Ice Zone)
Basketball Thing (Globe Holder) Beedy Little Eyeballs (The Eye) Tube of Tentacruel (Tube of Medusa) Screw You ;) (the Machine) Diamond Fountain (Crystal Springs) >boo< AAAAAARGH :) (Sea of Darkness) >BWUUUURRRRPP< :) (the Hungry Ones) |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 1 and 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Reptyx |
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Lunatics' Bay (Lunar Bay)
Crystal Autumns (Crystal Springs) Flying DeLorean (Tmachine) Pentium III(New Machine) |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Ozyshla@aol.com |
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Level name paradies for Ecco the Dolphin 2 (Mega Drive)
Made up by Arkonviox |
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Lunie bay (Lunar bay)
Starving ones (hungry ones) Undercaves-blackfins website |
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Level name paradies for Ecco: DoF (Dreamcast)
Made up by Julian |
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Four Ways of mystery: Four ways to DIE BECAUSE THERE'S NO AIR IN HERE!
Passage from Genesis: Back to the old days. [the old Genesis games] Pathways from Nowhere: Pathways THAT GO nowhere. Atlantis Lost: Wasn't it always?? |
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